Wednesday, May 7, 2014

UPDATE: Aerosinusitis - aka Plane Brain aka Sinus Squeeze



A few years back I wrote one of my more popular blogs on a condition called aerosinusitis, (click here) or plane brain as it was referred to in this article in the Daily Mail. The fact that my blog article was viewed some two and a half thousand times made me realise I wasn't alone.

I'm not talking about a minor headache caused by the everyday stresses of flying due to any combination of last minute packing, traffic delays en route, missed connections, having to fight for overhead bin space, or having your personal space invaded by some alien in the next seat. This is much worse.
 

Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Farmers Market @ Newport

May 2014 Newport, Victoria




This little farmers market takes place in the car park at the Substation the first and third Sundays of each month. Those familar with Farmers markets will know what to expect; an eclectic mix of food stalls selling everything from organic fresh fruit and veg, to freshly baked bread and cakes, and dips, jams, and much much more. The joy of visiting the markets is always the tasting experience, and the stall holders are happy to share the fruits of their labour. Prices are pretty steep compared to your local supermarket, but you're paying for something that little bit different. I wouldn't normally pay $8 for a bag of mis-shaped dark chocolate pieces, but oh my god, was it worth it! Best time to vsiit the market is the first Sunday of the month, when it's just a hop skip and a jump to the artists market next door!

Monday, May 5, 2014

Artists Market @ Newport

May 2014, Newport Victoria



This interesting little market has been held on the first Sunday of every month since 2009. The stall holders are a mixture of the more traditional artists and then some of the more unorthodox craftspeople, so there's a little bit of something for everyone. It's held in the Substation, which is a dedicated space in Newport for local arts and culture. The building is a bit of a gem, and worthy of a visit in its own right. Throw in a coffee shop, some live classical music, and the farmers market outside and you have a perfect way to spend your Sunday morning. You'll find the Substation just next door to Newport train station, about 20 minutes from Melbourne CBD.


Sunday, April 27, 2014

Altona Beach @ Sunset

Altona, Western Suburbs April 2014

There are few nicer ways to spend your autumn evenings, than enjoying a relaxing stroll with your wife along the sea front at Altona. This was a particularly calm and clear evening, with a delightfully colourful dusk skyline.   

Monday, April 21, 2014

Mountain Biking in You Yangs National Park

April 2014, You Yangs, Victoria.



We often go walking in the bushland of the You Yangs National park, around forty five minutes south west of Melbourne, and thoroughly enjoy it. I finally got round to taking our mountain bike down there this holiday weekend. Absolutely brilliant! Boy do I regret that taking me four years to get round to. 


There are two designated biking areas, containing over 50km of excellent tracks. I tried the easier and flatter Kurrajong Plantation area, that consists of three loop tracks of around 20km, and route 15 which has a few jumps and high bank turns to muck around on. This area is designed for riders of all abilities, and since it was the first time I had been mountain biking since the early 2000's with my PCWB chums, I was happy to ease my way back into the saddle. Plus our mountain bike dates back over 15 years old, and even though we recently had it serviced, it's lacking any form of suspension, and frankly would scare the crap out of me going hell for leather down hill. read more...

Over 30s Guide to Hostels - Top 10 Tips

Something interesting has happened in the world of hostels over the past few years. A very subtle but important change. If you look closely, the word youth has all but disappeared from hostels around the world. Even the YHA never goes by its full name anymore, just by its trendy three letter acronym. Which is great news for those of us over 30, who aren't ready to hang up our backpacks just yet. Backpacking and hostels go hand in hand, and our memories of travelling the world are built from the unique experience of sharing budget accommodation with like minded explorers. 

Want to get in on the action? Don't let your age stop you. Modern hostels can be light years ahead of the crusty old dorms of yesteryear - they now come fully loaded with private rooms, en-suite bathrooms, barbecues, terraces, open fires and designer kitchens. And they still offer the best travelling experiences you can find. 

There are still plenty of dives out there, and everyone has their own hosteling horror stories, and a few of mine are included below. If you haven't used a hostel before and you're over 30, or you just need a refresher course, then this guide might just well save your life. Or at very least, a good night's seep. Read on:  

Monday, April 14, 2014

Point Cook Coastal Park

April 2014, Point Cook, Melbourne. 

Point Cook is the place I call home, and a place often ridiculed by Melbournians, much like the west side of the city as a whole. The most common argument is that it lacks culture or soul, and admittedly it's pretty hard to argue against. After all, that's the downside of any new and purpose built residential suburb. It takes time for a new town to define itself and find its purpose. What frustrates me are the naysayers claiming there is nothing to do. If they ever dared leave the city, they would soon realise that west side of Melbourne has easy access to national parks and raw countryside that most Melbournians can only dream about.

Friday, April 11, 2014

48 Hours in Mildura

March 2014. Mildura, NW Victoria, Australia.







Mildura is a large country town, located five hundred and fifty kilometres north west of Melbourne. It owes its existence almost entirely to the colossal Murray River, in an an otherwise landlocked, and arid desert region. It was Australia's first irrigation colony, and remains the biggest and by far the most interesting across the country. It's also still off the beaten track, so it's a great time to visit, before everyone else realises how delightful it really is. Here's a guide of how to spend a fascinating 48 hours in Mildura.  

Monday, April 7, 2014

Fair Dinkum Aussie Phrases - How to Speak 'Straylian

God bless 'Straylia! For keeping local dialect alive and kicking. The Aussies have their own unique vernacular of some five thousand plus expressions, making them the world leaders in non standard linguistics. Or slang. Strewth. 
 
I for one love the local Aussie slang, and think they should use it proudly, before the next generation get consumed by Americanism. You can easily google much more definitive lists than this one, but these are the the most common ones I've heard, and some of the funniest for a pom. Have a read and have a chuckle, especially at the context of when I first heard some of them. 

Monday, March 31, 2014

3 Days with Jamie Oliver in Australia

March 2014. Sydney & Geelong, Australia. 



I probably should clarify the title. Jamie didn't come all this way just to see little old me. In fact, Jamie probably still doesn't know who I am, even after spending a few hours with me each day. But, he did come to Australia, and I was fortunate to spend those few hours a day with him, and get up close and personal. Although I'm not a big fan of cooking shows, I admit I'm a bit of a Jamie fan. I always find him engaging and witty, and above all passionate. It was great to see that he's just like that in real life.

To cut a rather long and boring story short, it was a work based visit, and I had to squeeze in a live cooking show (not my gig, but hosted by our charitable arm), a lunch with Jamie for fifty of our VIPs, and a two hour photo shoot at our Geelong Store. Here's a quick rundown of what went on:-
 

Sydney: Top 5 in Five

I often say this and I genuinely mean it - Sydney has the best natural location and setting of any capital city in the world, even if it's not the official capital. The huge natural harbour gives way to a myriad of ferry routes to all parts of the city, the iconic Opera House and Harbour Bridge are perfectly poised at the gates to the CBD, and there are glorious beaches in every direction. Sydney should be on everyone's list of must see cities. If you do get the chance spend a weekend here, here's my top 5 of things to see.

Sunday, March 30, 2014

Mentone Beach, Melbourne.

A Sydneysider last week told me Sydney was better than Melbourne because Melbourne had no beaches. I humoured her a little because (1) as a pom, I've got no desire to get into the debate on which is the better City and (2) I presumed she purposely meant no OCEAN beaches, since Melbourne is surrounded by the bayside beaches of Port Philip Bay. 


Friday, March 28, 2014

Using Melbourne CBD as an Office

I've had a last minute meeting called in the city this morning, due to some problems with a TV sponsorship we're running. Since I have to be back in the CBD at 4pm for a check up, I thought I may as well use the city as an office.

 
A recent study "found people who work from home start earlier, work up to three hours longer and get more done, while they felt more energised, less stressed and had fewer distractions." Is it the same when you're working from the city? Let's put it to the test. 

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

The Cost of your Coffee Habit

Last year the Sydney Morning Herald declared "forget beer, we're becoming a nation of bean addicts."  

To back that up, you'll find the quintessential image of Australian commuters is no longer a throb of suits and  briefcases... It's one long line of suits holding take away coffee cups. They even invented their own coffee version - the flat white. (For the record, it looks like a latte, tastes like a latte, and smells like a latte.)


Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Chronic Car Parking Problems for Melbourne rail commuters

I used to commute by train to work in Melbourne, but since my previous employer started at 8am, I never had a problem finding a parking space. Judging by my experience today, I'm thankful I no longer have to.



Monday, March 24, 2014

Sydney to Manly Ferry

24 March, 2014. Sydney, NSW. 

This rates as the best of all the routes on the extensive Sydney ferry network, in my humble opinion. The thirty minute journey ($14 return) from Circular Quay leaves the Harbour Bridge and Opera House in its glorious wake, as it glides out to towards the ocean beach at Manly. 

For tourists, there is arguably no better way to get a photograph of the city's landmarks. It also gives you a glimpse into the fortunate few who use this commuter line to get to work in the CBD, before returning each evening to their idyllic beachside retreats. The dolphins aren't guaranteed unfortunately, but I've been lucky enough to catch them twice. 

Sunday, March 23, 2014

Airport Transfer Links to CBD in Australia's Biggest Cities

I generally prefer to use public transport to get from the airport to the CBD, regardless of whether I'm travelling for business or pleasure. I guess it's really a matter of personal taste, but give me the space, peace and reliability of a train over the cramped back seat of a grubby cab as it crawls through rush hour, any day of the week.

It's also the most eco-friendly way to travel, and whilst not everyone may be fully on board the 'green' transport bandwagon yet, at least you can feel like you're doing your bit.

Australia has some of the best, and possibly some of the worst airport public transports links in the world, and having sampled them all, here's a run through of each one:




Pre booking Weekend Parking at Melbourne Airport

I try to make overnight business trips go as smoothly as possible. I get all my tickets organised, pack early and lightly, even have a prepacked bag for toiletries and one for chargers and cables, and of course, I check in and book my airline seats online. I am not too bothered about saving time, I am more concerned about making my life easy. There's enough stress as it is. 

This includes airport parking. I hate all the hassle of long term parking - if finding a free space in a tarmac area the size of ten football fields wasn't bad enough, you then have to wait for the bus to turn up and stop at least a dozen times before you get to the terminal. I also hate getting ripped off, but since I'm not paying when it's a business trip, I hate the hassle even more. So I generally park in the ridiculously over priced short term area at Melbourne Airport (even if it's technically not allowed in the business expense guidelines book - which technically I have never seen.*)


Thursday, March 20, 2014

Flying Visit: Things to do in Albury, NSW.



AlburyAlbury is a large regional Centre in New South Wales. If you just have a few hours in Albury, you can....stroll the Riverside parks that hug the banks of the Murray River...hear the fruit bat colony chattering above the Botanic Gardens... climb the historic Monument Hill to the war memorial... Admire the fine Art Deco buildings in the tree lined town centre... Have a tasty breakfast on the sidewalk at Early Bird cafe... Grab a flat white on the go like the locals do at 1CON1C mobile coffee truck at the CBD servo ... cross the Murray River into Victoria.

The Flying Visit: Rex flys several times a day from both Melbourne and Sydney to Albury. I arrived at the Ryges Hotel at 9pm, had an hour's stroll through the town in the evening, and a ninety minute stroll along the Murray River, and through the Botanic Gardens at 6.30am the following morning.




Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Top 5 in five: Melbourne Street Art.

February 2014, Melbourne, Victoria.


Melbourne's lanes and alleyways were notorious in Victorian times as the City's worst slums, and cesspits of crime and deprivation. They now feature prominently as one of the major tourist crowd pullers in a city with no shortage of things to see and do. And it's all down to its burgeoning Street Art. Don't mistake it with tagging and illegal graffiti. That's strictly for the amateurs. Here's five of the best ways to enjoy Melbourne's free outdoor art galleries.....


Wednesday, March 12, 2014

The Point Cook Airshow 2014 Review: The Need for Speed....

2 March 2014, Point Cook, Victoria, Australia.

 

This year marks the centenary of military aviation in Australia, and where better to celebrate it than at RAAF Williams in my hometown of Point Cook. The RAAF base is the birthplace of military aviation in Australia and the oldest continually operating military airfield in the world. They're putting on a special Airshow over the weekend featuring Royal Australian Air Force aircraft from WW1 to the modern day. By a stroke of good fortune, it’s also my birthday today, which means I get to choose what we do. So it’s happy birthday to the RAAF, and happy birthday to me.




Monday, March 10, 2014

Working on Channel 9's The Block: Fans vs Faves

4 March, 2014. Albert Park, Victoria, Australia.



Way back in July, I had no idea that a relatively innocent coffee with a TV producer would lead to my life being taken over by a reality TV show. Especially when I don't even watch them and I hadn't applied to be a contestant in one. Perish the thought. But just a few weeks after that coffee, we had signed up as a show sponsor for the DIY makeover show the Block: Fans Vs Faves, and well that's when my life became a bit mental. 

Monday, February 24, 2014

Flying Visit to Brisbane, Australia's New World City: featuring The Brisbane River Run and Water Dragons in Roma Street Parklands.

Wednesday 19 February 2014, Brisbane, Queensland.




It's 7.30pm on a Wednesday evening, and I've just arrived in Brisbane ahead of a conference tomorrow. I'm staying at the rather flash Quest River City serviced apartments. It's fully loaded: lounge, terrace, two bedrooms, even a 50" flat screen TV. I only ended up here because the conference hotel, the.charmless.Hilton.com is fully booked out. Amen to that. 

Sunday, February 23, 2014

White Night 2014, Melbourne. A Night Like No Other, thank goodness.

22 February, 2014. Melbourne, Victoria




I think it was a festival. I know it was called White Night. I know there were thousands of people on the streets. And I know it was in Melbourne. Other than that, I had no idea what the hell was going on. You could say the marketing people got it right for once - 'a night like no other' - but maybe not the way they intended it too. 

DAY TRIP Olinda and the National Rhododendron Gardens, Mount Dandenong.

22 February, 2014. Victoria, Australia. 




Flat and brown. Flat and brown. Flat and brown. Ocean. 

That's a rather crude but very apt description of the Melbourne summer landscape, according to my wife. It's flat, it's hot, it's burnt yellow and brown, and then you reach the sea. It can be quite frankly, a bit dull. Which is why Melbourne's self proclaimed Hills Villages are like a breath of fresh air. And fine, fresh, English country air at that. 


Tuesday, February 11, 2014

48 Hours on Hamilton Island, QLD. Australia's own Fantasy Island!

December 2013. Hamilton Island, Queensland, Australia. 


I half expected a bell to be rung and a midget with a French accent to scream chaotically 'ze plane! ze plane' as we arrived at Hamilton Island airport. I think it was down to my over active imagination when I was doing my research, which made me realise there were more than a few uncanny similarities to the early eighties TV Show Fantasy Island, including its very own sea planes. Thankfully the midget called Tattoo was nowhere to be seen because frankly he freaked me out. Firstly Hamilton Island is paradise, as pretty a tropical Island as you'll find and put plain and simply, gorgeous. Secondly, it's privately owned, just as Fantasy Island was. The island may well be the largest inhabited island in the Whitsundays, but its also quite small at just twenty five square kilometres. That's three boxes ticked already. Then  there's the whole customer-service-cum-hospitality-cum-smiliness-cum-perfection thing it has going on. As you've probably figured out, I can't quite put my finger on it - but I will try to explain if you bear with me....

Saturday, February 8, 2014

Grand Palace & Wat Pho, Bangkok

1 February, 2014
















Poor Alison has been bed ridden so far for all of our stay in Bangkok, and looks like she'll be there for another day at least. We had our fingers crossed that by tomorrow she might be slowly recovering. So today I planned to visit a couple of sights that she had already seen, the Grand Palace and Wat Pho.


Friday, February 7, 2014

48 Hours in Newcastle, New South Wales - Australia's best kept secret.

Newcastle, New South Wales. December 2013.


A city proudly built on the hustle and bustle of coal exports and steel making, famous for its docklands and glorious shipyards, and united by a feverish, bordering on obsessive passion for its football team. You could just as easily be talking about Newcastle in England or Newcastle in Australia. They may well be cities separated by seventeen thousand kilometres and four continents, but they could have been separated at birth.  Another thing they have in common - they are under appreciated by all.


Saturday, February 1, 2014

Bangkok by Night


31 January, 2014




We just about made it in one piece from the flight from Phnom Penh to Bangkok. The journey was fine, but Alison had come down with stomach flu minutes before we took off. She just about got through the flight, but collapsed in a heap on the sky train platform after an emergency exit at Makkasan. She was in agony and sick - our first taste of Thai hospitality was the grace and sympathy with which the staff there gave her, even helping her with a wheel chair to the taxi stand (the cleaners may not have been so graceful after we left!)

Wat Phnom, Central Market & Riverside, Phnom Penh

30 January, 2014



You can spend an interesting day wandering around on foot in the north of the city and Wat Phnom is as a good a place to start as any. This small yet popular temple is perched on the highest point of the city, which isn't saying much when it weighs in at just twenty seven metres tall, but it is a pretty little spot. 

Friday, January 31, 2014

The Killing Fields of Choeung Ek and Tuol Sleng Genocide Museum, Phnom Penh

29 January, 2014.



There is something strange about the tuk tuk and moto drivers merrily touting the Killing Fields or the S-21 Genocide Musuem as if it were a trip to see Disneyland, but both these sites are must do visits for most travellers to Cambodia, ourselves included. In some ways it could be seen as a welcome sign that just forty years after the monstrous Khmer Rouge regime, the country and its people are moving on. It would be foolish though to think its been forgotten, as so many Cambodians lived through it, and one day reliving the details is bad enough, never mind a lifetime.

Thursday, January 30, 2014

Day 7 - Royal Palace and National Museum, Phnom Penh


27 January 2014.




The Royal Palace is one of the top visitor destinations in Phnom Penh and so an excellent place to begin our three full days of exploring. It has a fairly central location to most hotels and guest houses but with the chaotic traffic of the city, it's much easier to arrive by tuk tuk. You really do take your life into your own hands crossing any major road here, as the scooters and cars undertake, overtake, drive on the wrong side of the road, and appear to take pedestrian dodging as a local sport.

Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Day 6 - Siem Reap to Phnom Penh

27 January 2014



After our final delicious breakfast at Seven Candles, it was time to leave for Phnom Penh. There are several ways to cover the 300km south to the capital, including by plane, boat or by bus. We decided to try the bus, and picked the Giant Ibis coach, which was slightly more expensive than the others but offered more leg room and a few other luxuries, which we felt were good value at just $15pp, for a seven hour journey.

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Day 5 - Ta Prohm and Banteay Srei, Cambodia

26 January, 2014.


Our final day at the temples, and we'd saved arguably the most famous of them all until last. Ta Prohm isn't famous for its stunning construction, imposing towers or magnificent carvings. Quite the opposite in fact, it's famous for its tree roots. Which is all down to Lara Croft, her of Tomb Raider fame and the one screen shot of Angelina Jolie jumping through a doorway covered by enormous Banyan tree roots. This tree root has even been afforded the luxury of its own name, and is now known as The Waterfall.



To give this some context, by the time the French colonists uncovered Ta Prohm, it was completely overgrown and hidden in the midst of the jungle. Giant trees had grown throughout the temple, often in between walls and through thick stone beams. It's quite incredible just how the roots crawl and spiral down from the top of the temple roof in search of the earth beneath. The French did the right thing, pretty much leaving it all as they found it, and for us to wander through and marvel at it all.

After Ta Prohm, we headed 35km north of Siem Reap to Banteay Srei, one of the few temples never consecrated by a king. It may well be the smallest of the temples, but it is also quite possibly the most ornate, with finely preserved carvings and engravings. Unfortunately it is incredibly popular and we found it a little overwhelming. If you weren't being pushed along by bus loads of Koreans, you were being chased by local children begging you for 'one dollar, please.' The authorities have done their best to host the hoards and created an excellent visitor centre (the best throughout all of Angkor's temples in fact) but it simply isn't big enough to cope. The best place to catch some peace and quiet is  by the ponds with the water buffalo.

We stopped off at a roadside market on the way back, thanks to our new friend and trusty tuk tuk companion, Piseth. It was quite a nice way to be shown how palm sugar was made, with dozens of stalls boiling it up in huge pans by the road.

After lunch opposite Srah Srang, the Royal Swimming Pools, we moved on to visit the Pre Rup temple, a formidable temple mountain rising from the roadside with its six massive brick towers - well, five to be precise as the sixth never seemed to get built. Pre Rup is hugely impressive and it was difficult for us to appreciate why until we later learned it was due to its brick and laterite construction, rather than traditional sandstone. Just one more stop off in our temple kingdom to complete our journey and this in fact wasn't even a temple, but the Neak Pean serpent monument.

Unfortunately it was time to start packing when we arrived back at the guesthouse, and to say goodbye to Piseth. He was part of our little temple-exploring family for three days and it will be hard not to think of him when we relive our Cambodian memories long into the future. We had time for one last visit into Siem Reap for dinner, and we had our best meal to date at the delightful For Life restaurant.

Next stop, Phnom Penh.



Day 4 Angkor Thom, Siem Reap, Cambodia.

Day 4 Angkor Thom, Siem Reap



With a three day entry pass ($40pp) to the temples of Angkor, you have the time to take it at your own pace. There are so many temples, even if you raced around for three days, you may still not have time to see them all! So we've decided to start each day visiting one of the big three temples, and then take in 2-3 smaller ones split either side of lunch. That means we've finished by around 3pm, and not overly tired. 


Today's headliner was Angkor Thom, second only to Angkor Wat in terms of grandeur and impact, but by far the largest temple complex of them all. For a visit here,  it pays to have your driver pick you up at the other end from where you start or you will find yourself having to retrace your footsteps a long way back! We started at the mighty twelth century Bayon temple, which has some thirty odd towers each with a massive face of Lokesvara staring down at you.  From the Bayon, you can reach the 11th century Baphoun from the rear, and scale the impressive heights of it's pyramid shape. 

After the Baphoun you're best with a site map to navigate round, as their are temples, gate houses, pools and terraces spread all over. Like most visitors we eventually finished at the huge Terrace of the Elephants. From above its an imposing but fairly ordinary walkway, viewed from below though, and you're face to face with over three hundred elephants beautifully worked into the stone. It takes at least four hours to take in Angkor Thom, and more if you really wanted to explore deeper. 

The tuk tuk drivers and tour guides know Angkor well and will gladly take you to a well earned lunch at a roadside restaurant.  They are generally on the more expensive side for Siem Reap, and not much to look at, but you can still have a tasty noodle or rice dish for under $5. We weren't sure of the protocol, but ended up inviting Piseth our driver to sit and eat with us, which he was happy to do. It's a great way to learn more about Cambodian culture and the local area. 

After lunch we stopped at Chau Say Tevoda and Thomannon temples, on either side of the road. These two temples are a stark contrast to Angkor Thom in both scale and classic detail.  The restoration projects on the smaller temples in the jungle have centred on making them safe, rather than restore to full former glory. What you get is a series of shady doorways, towers and alleways that seemingly lead nowhere but into the undergrowth. They're really quite enchanting and more fun to explore as you clamber over collapsed walls and dead end corridors. One thing is for certain, no two temples are alike so there's plenty to keep you interested. 

After another stop at a smaller temple we decided that it was time to call it a day out in Angkor. We headed back to the guest house for a shower and an hours rest. At my insistence we took another massage at frangipani spa, which was heavenly again, before heading out for dinner. Presumably because it was the weekend, we had to wait a little while for a table at Kymer Kitchen, and eventually shared one with a couple of university staff from New Zealand, who were hosting thirty students on a trip through South East Asia. Meeting like minded, friendly explorers and getting to share a few stories, and tips is definitely one of the highlights of visiting countries such as Cambodia -  it seems that the adventurous definitely make for more interesting conversation!








Sunday, January 26, 2014

Day 3 - Kompung Phluk, Cambodia

Day 3 Kompung Phluk


We opted for a trip to Tonle Sap lake today, with a visit to a local village market en route to the Floating Village of Kompung Phluk. You could organise this yourself co-ordinating transport to the boat dock up stream, and then renting a boat and driver yourself from the hundreds happily waiting for your fare. That said, we chose the easier option of to joining a tour, which has the benefit of a local tour guide as well as the door to door pick up (www.beyonduniqueescapes.com $30 pp.)


The stop off at the buzzing country village market was a lively and fun encounter with the locals. The guide points out interesting stalls and will happily explain the local produce and barter with the traders on your behalf. It's a great insight into how local Cambodians live and what's on their dinner table. And they seem genuinely pleased to see you and for you to take photographs. Ever wondered how they safely get eggs home on the back of their scooters, when there are no egg boxes? Easy, crack them there and then and pour them into a baggie! There's no shortage of local snacks to try, and I'm now a big fan of freshly cut pineapple on a stick, rubbed down with a chilli and salt dip. Tonle Sap is the largest fresh water lake in the world so fish is a big draw of the market - most of the baskets still alive as they're unloaded. You can even find sea snake for your stir fry. Maybe not.

In the wet season the people of the floating village can get to the market by boat. But as its dry season, we had to take the minibus a few kilometres further up the makeshift mud bank road through the paddy fields to the temporary docks along the canal. Tourism has become a big part of the floating villagers life, and there are hundreds of boats stacked almost on top of each other. Once aboard and moving upstream, the first two buildings you see will really quite shock you. The police station and village school are suspended twenty metres in the air on stilts. Both have huge ladders rising up to reach the platforms. It's incredible to think that in just a few months the water levels will rise so much that the kids will simply arrive by canoe and hop aboard the school deck. 

As you move further down, the scale of the village is jaw dropping. Hundreds of homes float high above the water on stilts. There are people everywhere, all in the water on any kid of vessel that will float. Life really does revolve around the lake. We even saw school kids doing their homework on canoes. The homes are colourful makeshift cabins, but big enough to house families with as many as five or six kids. Husbands spend nights out on the lake fishing, whilst the women seem to do just about everything else, normally on a canoe, and with a young babe in their arms. 

At the end of the village, there's a floating taxi rank to change from the large boat to a smaller canoe for a paddle through the mangroves. The canoe trade looks a fiercely competitive business, with women jostling for position to make sure you take their canoe over the next one. And of course their kids are on board too! After gently winding through the forest, there is a welcome stop on a floating restaurant. It's a heavily fish based menu where you get to try that sea snake you saw at the market if you want. Or maybe you'd prefer crocodile! Well, you could if you wanted to, but we settled for drinks on this occasion. After that, you hop aboard again fora quick spin to reveal the full extent of the huge lake - it's so big, you'd think you'd reached the ocean. Then it was time to turn about and head back through the village, which is no less impressive the second time round.

We were back in the centre of Siem Reap for just after 1pm, and dropped into Kerala Indian restaurant for a dosa and daal, which were very tasty.

We'd had another incredible day, and even if I'm open to exaggerating, surely the best start to a holiday you could hope for. We opted for a bargain basement massage before dinner, at just$7 an hour, and whilst it didn't come close to the Frangapini spa from yesterday, it was still a great pre dinner treat after a hard days sight seeing! After two nights of Kymer Curry for dinner we went for pizza later down the main alleyway at Little Italy, and whilst the food wasn't outstanding, the location more than made up for it.





Saturday, January 25, 2014

Day 2 - Angkor Wat, Cambodia

24 January, 2014


We went for it in a big way on our first day, diving head first into the former Kingdom of Angkor an hour before sunrise. We thought we'd be amongst the first to get to the temple of Angkor Wat, and technically we were. Well equal first at least, with around a thousand other early morning thrill seekers. The prize is the picture perfect shot of the sun rising behind the towers of the temple, with a crystal clear reflection in the pond in the foreground. Unless its cloudy and hazy as it was on this occasion, and the sun doesn't come out to play for another hour or two. The result is that we may not have got that perfect photo, but we did see Angkor Wat reveal itself slowly inch by inch as daylight crept in, and it was a truly breathtaking experience. 


Once sunrise was over, the crowd on the shore of the lake quickly dispersed and headed to explore the vast temple. Thankfully it was still only 7am and a few hours until the big tour bus tours arrived, so you can still have many parts of the temple all to yourselves. We began by exploring the outer third wall galleries in an anticlockwise direction, with four different detailed seventy metre long carvings on all four sides, all with intricate stories to tell. By 8am we were ready for a break for breakfast which we took outside of the complex itself, where the choice and price were better value. We then explored the interior of the second and first walls and all their glories, and finished on the first floor as the second floor was closed for cleaning . 

I'm certainly not skilled enough with a pen to really get across just how amazing Angkor Wat is, even though it was built over a thousand years ago. But I will say this - we often throw the word 'amazing' around quite liberally and without much thought. Angkor Wat has changed that for me and I'll be using it differently from this day forth. 

We had time and the energy to visit another temple called xxx afterwards. Though much smaller and a little worse for wear, it has a wonderful position in the middle of thick jungle, which feels like has decided to take it over for itself to enjoy. It's well worth an hour to stroll around, and we found a wonderful fresh fruit stall in amongst the ruins. Plus there is a pretty pond with good views across the main road.

Back in Siem Reap after a day bashing your feet around temples, you understand why there are so many massage parlours in town. Under the recommendation of our guest house owner we splashed out a little and had an hours session at Frangapini Spa. Wow. If I hadn't spent the day witnessing Angkor Wat for the first time, I may have used the A word. As it is, I'll just say it was the perfect way to end a very special day.